WELCOME...

Yes, welcome to my site.

I have spent many hours slaving over a hot laptop to learn Dreamweaver, to bring this to you. So, I think, in the spirit of things, you should spend just a little time looking at each page, and trying to find the faults in my coding.

I have written some rubbish to fill up the biography page which you are welcome to read. I have also assumed, as so many do, that you cannot find your way there yourself, so made the word "biography" a link. Though, I am sure that you are not an inane, drooling idiot and can work it out for yourself, in the end.

However, I must add, whilst reading any content on this site please keep in mind the deep-seated sarcasm in my words and try not to take things too seriously.

There are other, maybe more interesting, things on the site, like the portfolio pages. These are, basically, less hard going then trawling through my endless gibberish.

The rest is just drivel really, tarted up with long words to make me sound more interesting then I truly am, because, after the pretty pictures and moving images, I am pretty much nothing.

Please take care while looking around, and remember art does not have to be snobbish.